Sarah Chandler

In a nutshell: Sarah keeps us from getting in the weeds. She makes sure we track our time, fixes our time entries when we (occasionally) post them incorrectly, cheerfully answers the phone — she is a master of the polite but firm “We’re not interested,” leaving solicitors confused, wondering why they feel so good about being so abruptly shut down. She buys our office snacks, signs for all of Brad’s parcels and does a dozen more actually important things that we couldn’t do business without.

Favorite movie line?
“Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.” (“Finding Nemo”)

Choose one: baseball, hot dogs or apple pie.
Apple pie from the Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen in Louisville, with its 1/2” of caramel on top.

Name one thing you’d like to invent.
Tattoo ink that fades after five years. That way you can have cool ink, but it’s gone when the skin gets old and crinkly.